how old were you when you first…

Smoked a whole cigarette?  nah son
Ran away from home?  nah son
Cussed? around 10. i called my brother ‘puta’
Got in a fist fight? nah son. too chicken
Done drugs? nah son
Tried alcohol? idk very young. my mom left wine in a glass over the table and i drank it bc i thought it was sangría
Got drunk? nah son
Blacked out from drinking? nah son
Drove a car? 15
Fell in love? nah son
Had sex? 19
Lied? are you kidding me
Got a pet? i was born and i already had a dog (’kay, my mom had one)
Kissed a member of the opposite sex?  14. i didn’t like it
Kissed a member of the same sex? nah son 
Went on a date?  around 17
Got your ears pierced?  0
Got a detention?  nah son. i was a good kid
Got suspended from school?  nah son
Stayed up all night?  11
Played truth or dare?  idk man
Had your first crush?  around 6. he was an ass
Got a job?  17
Hurt yourself on purpose?  15… i wanted a bruise so i hit my arm… dont ask
Told off a teacher?  nah son
Was the happiest ever?  idk??? of course i’ve been happy, but i don’t remember a moment where i was hella and fully happy. there’s always something bothering me.
Realised how much someone meant to you? idk
Lost someone?  who
Got expelled from school?  nah son